reasons to live
Apr. 20th, 2026 10:18 am1) I have to outlive That Fucking Guy. I cannot walk into the sea without having done something incredibly tasteless to mark the occasion.
2) Haunted Chocolatier isn't out yet. I need to persist for a couple of years so I can play it.
3) I want to see what they do with the next mainline Zelda game. I hope they keep the open-world format; I'm terrified that the fandom have been such whiny babies about it that they'll backtrack into the dungeons-and-items comfort zone and open world Zelda will just be the Switch era's gimmick. So I guess that's a "to be determined" on the reasons to live front.
4) I got fic to write.
......so i guess i will keep eating like this but i will absolutely not have a ~*~*~Positive Attitude~*~*~ about it